Oddly Enough Blog
News, but not the serious kind
Blog Guy, I’m having an argument with my piano tuner’s haberdasher…
My main purpose in life is to settle arguments. What is it?
We were trying to decide on the second-best museum in the world, next to your Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop, which we both agree is number one.
Anyways, is number two the Metropolitan Museum of Art, in New York City, or the Louvre, in Paris?
Sorry, I’m not familiar with those. I’m sure they’re probably both okay.
Thank you for calling International Department of Festivals, how may we help you?
Well, our little town doesn’t have any kind of an annual festival to attract tourists. We’d like to get in on the action, so I thought I’d check with you to see what’s available.
Well, it so happens that right now I am very busy designing a successor to the incredible Basler BT-67 airplane.
Blog Guy, I can’t remember the name of it, but you blogged about some city you called the “goofiest spot on earth.”
Blog Guy, you’ll never believe where I’m e-mailing you from. I’m flying on one of those planes with Internet access. Greetings from 32,000 feet.
Don’t touch a thing, and come back down here this instant!
What do you mean, Blog Guy?
Blog Guy, since the year is almost over, can you give us a preview of what surprises the Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop has in store for 2011?
You bet. We’re busy gearing up for the start of our huge winter tourist season, with new exhibits and a grand reopening.
My blog, which has been named by Travel and Leisure magazine as one of the Top travel Websites, dispensed a butt-load of great travel advice this year.
We found plenty of great places for you to avoid, and lots of reasons just to stay at home, which is what sane people did in 2010.