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And the second-best museum is…

April 17, 2011


Blog Guy, I’m having an argument with my piano tuner’s haberdasher…

SWITZERLAND/My main purpose in life is to settle arguments. What is it?

We were trying to decide on the second-best museum in the world, next to your Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop, which we both agree is number one.

You like ’em runny, honey?

March 22, 2011


Thank you for calling International Department of Festivals, how may we help you?

“We almost always land”

February 24, 2011

Blog Guy, you haven’t written much recently about your secret career with Basler Turbo, that business in Wisconsin that converts DC-3 planes to be used for specific jobs.

Climb faster! We got a plane to board!

February 14, 2011


Blog Guy, I can’t remember the name of it, but you blogged about some city you called the “goofiest spot on earth.”

Taking an airplane? Don’t go there!

February 11, 2011

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Blog Guy, you’ll never believe where I’m e-mailing you from. I’m flying on one of those planes with Internet access. Greetings from 32,000 feet.

Wanna turn the wipers on, Blog Guy?

February 10, 2011

Blog Guy, summer is right around the corner, you know. You and the missus got big vacation plans?

Hey, save some ice water for us!

January 27, 2011


Blog Guy, I’ve noticed that as a travel blogger you write mostly about overseas toilet facilities for your American audience.

Cavort until you’re blue in the face…

January 6, 2011


Okay Lamar, this was your really big chance. How many guys get to plan the entire Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, huh?

Popular museum gets a facelift?

December 30, 2010

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Blog Guy, since the year is almost over, can you give us a preview of what surprises the Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop has in store for 2011?

Planning a trip? Don’t go there…

December 14, 2010


My blog, which has been named by Travel and Leisure magazine as one of the Top travel Websites, dispensed a butt-load of great travel advice this year.