Oddly Enough Blog

French kissing? Call ze Love Police!

October 25, 2010

FRANCE-PENSIONS/

Blog Guy, I need some travel advice. My wife and I want to go someplace really romantic, where folks are free to be very much in love. Any suggestions?

A museum for the well-red?

October 15, 2010

british library combo 490

Blog Guy, I need some of that expert travel advice that put this blog on the map.

Faster than a speeding locomotive…

October 9, 2010

Hey Blog Guy, you used to set up test races and stuff like that for your readers, so they could bet on what would beat what. Do you still do that?

Why is our pilot wearing a life jacket?

October 8, 2010

As a part of the international fashion industry press corps I would never poke fun at the designers, models, creations or glitzy shows. I know which side my thin-sliced sprouted whole grain toast is not buttered on, or however that expression goes.

We’re off to see the lizard…

September 27, 2010

Blog Guy, I need some of your famous travel advice. I can get an AMAZING deal on a week at a five-star luxury beach hotel in a Russian city on the Black Sea. What do you think? Is there a catch?

Welcome to our new Viking Slave Class!

September 16, 2010

Blog Guy, I’m planning some vacations and I wonder what I can look forward to in the world of airline travel. I figure it can only get better, right?

Shoppe ’til you droppe?

September 13, 2010

Blog Guy, you haven’t updated us on your  Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop in Washington, DC, for some time. Last we heard, it was poised to take off. So what’s new there?

Is a plane that different from a forklift?

September 9, 2010

Blog Guy, I’m planning a dream vacation to China, but I’m worried. I read that China has found that nearly 200 pilots have falsified their resumés . Please assure me that’s all been taken care of now.

Everybody must get droned!

September 3, 2010

Blog Guy, I was interested in your recent post about music in Hell. You painted a nightmarish picture of nonstop accordions and bagpipes droning everywhere. Anyway, I have a question. Is there adequate parking in Hell, or do you have to spend all your time looking for a space?

We’re crashing? Can I still get Duty Free?

August 30, 2010

There was an incredible story last week, which I can’t get out of my mind.

NBA/British Airways apologized after an emergency message was played in flight by mistake, warning passengers they might be about to crash into the sea.