Oddly Enough Blog

Buckle up, I’ll bewitch you shortly…

July 6, 2010

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Blog Guy, I’m coming to you because I know you build airplanes as a sideline. My company just bought a new, state-of-the-art Falcon 900EX.

It Alps if you don’t look down…

July 2, 2010

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Blog Guy, you used to offer a valuable travel service by writing about places to stay away from. For the past three summers my family has taken your advice and crossed dozens of destinations off our list, but now we’re at a loss as to where not to go.

Just head for the sea, Lee, and dress like the Klan, Stan…

June 28, 2010

FASHION/Blog Guy, my husband has a fashion problem, and I’m hoping you can help. See, he’s in the Klan, and…

Welcome to the “Not So Great Lakes”

June 24, 2010

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Blog Guy, I really envy you working journalists. I just saw a picture of the view from the press center at that G20 Summit up in Toronto, and it’s gorgeous! A waterfall and a lake? How do you get any work done?

Come for the beaches, stay for the bloodbaths

June 23, 2010

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Jeez, I couldn’t make this news stuff up, even if they paid me a lot more than they do.

Goofy new attraction for Doughnut Day

June 4, 2010

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Blog Guy, did I read someplace that your Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop is turning into a wax museum as well?

Hey, we’re out of paper towels!

April 25, 2010

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Blog Guy, I see that President and Mrs. Obama had a little getaway this weekend. That’s nice, especially after those worrisome signs of stress you wrote about recently. So what did they do?

The penalty for tampering with a smoke detector is…

April 19, 2010

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These are scary times to be flying, what with nutjobs and clouds of ash and stuff. Passengers understandably are attuned to the slightest indication that there may be something amiss.

A fish called Luanda?

April 14, 2010

Blog Guy, don’t you have a vacation coming up? I guess as a top travel writer you must know all the best destinations.

Where in the world is Susan Sarandon?

April 8, 2010

Blog Guy, I have a bone to pick. You used to do a MUCH better job of covering actress Susan Sarandon’s vacations. That’s the only reason most people come to this stupid blog!