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News, but not the serious kind
Blog Guy, I know you’re following the New Hampshire primary closely for your readers. All state primaries follow pretty much the same format, right?
Wait just a minute, Blog Guy. Is that really true?
Sure. Here you can see former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney arm-wrestling a barber in Manchester. Romney beat the guy.
And here on the right is a photo of almost-candidate Donald Trump, picking a fight with a New Hampshire resident a few months ago. It’s a very brutal system.
Blog Guy, we know you were pretty upset about Donald Trump not running for president, clearly a huge loss of humor potential for your blog. Are you getting over it?
It’s hard to say for sure, but all the telltale signs are there.
Well, she was here in DC on Sunday, and she did the traditional Admiring of the Tattoos, as every prospective candidate does.
Blog Guy, what’s wrong? You look like you’ve been sobbing.
Yeah, I have. I’m pretty broken up about Donald Trump not running for president.
Yes, but I figured my blog was practically written in advance through 2012. It would have been so easy. I’ll never find anybody like that again.
Blog Guy, you’ve written about this Donald Trump guy who may be running for president. He’s never been a candidate, so I don’t have a feel for his personal campaign style.
Blog Guy, you look very upset. What’s wrong?
I’ve just seen the clearest sign yet of that onrushing Apocalypse I keep writing about.
That’s just a photo of possible candidate Donald Trump. We’ve already established that you wouldn’t vote for him. So what’s the new sign?
Blog Guy, now that Donald Trump may run for president, what are you going to do? Will you be caught up short at the Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop, what with the scarcity of funny photos of Trump?
Are you kidding me? Our only problem will be whether to build a new wing or just a huge annex to display our Trump collection.
Blog Guy, say you could do anything you wanted to Donald Trump. What would it be? Go wild.
What a fun game! Um, I’m seeing him driven around for days in a Mini Cooper, all covered with itchy poison ivy and listening to the “Complete Works of Salmon Rushdie” via Books on Tape.