Blog Guy, I know you’re following the New Hampshire primary closely for your readers. All state primaries follow pretty much the same format, right?
Blog Guy, we know you were pretty upset about Donald Trump not running for president, clearly a huge loss of humor potential for your blog. Are you getting over it?
Hey Blog Guy, I know you’re really into presidential politics. So, is Sarah Palin going to run, or not?
Blog Guy, what’s wrong? You look like you’ve been sobbing.
Yeah, I have. I’m pretty broken up about Donald Trump not running for president.
Blog Guy, you’ve written about this Donald Trump guy who may be running for president. He’s never been a candidate, so I don’t have a feel for his personal campaign style.
Blog Guy, you look very upset. What’s wrong?
I’ve just seen the clearest sign yet of that onrushing Apocalypse I keep writing about.
Blog Guy, now that Donald Trump may run for president, what are you going to do? Will you be caught up short at the Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop, what with the scarcity of funny photos of Trump?
Blog Guy, say you could do anything you wanted to Donald Trump. What would it be? Go wild.