Oddly Enough Blog

Seinfeld, a show about bupkis…

December 13, 2011

Blog Guy, you have the most authoritative entertainment news anywhere, so I’m coming to you first about something I heard.

Okay, so maybe it’s a strange hobby…

November 11, 2011

Blog Guy, I hate to bother you, but I need your help with something.

Sure, that’s what I’m here for.

See, I maintain an extensive world map with color-coded pins showing everywhere Paris Hilton has been in the last 10 years, you know, day by day.

Keeping away from the Kardashians

November 2, 2011

Blog Guy, I’m a fed-up, angry American. Enough is enough!

What can we do to protect our country from those tawdry, horrid people? I see them everywhere now. I think you know who I’m talking about.

The folks you love to hate?

August 11, 2011

Blog Guy, you haven’t written about any new signs of that onrushing Apocalypse recently. Is it safe to come out of the panic room?

Oh, the humanity!

August 8, 2011

Blog Guy, can you settle a bet I have with my investment manager’s astrologer?

That’s why they call it Killing time…

July 30, 2011

What’s up, Blog Guy? You look annoyed.

Yeah, I hate being suckered. I see the programming chief for AMC now says the murder that was the central crime in his network’s Emmy-nominated series, “The Killing,” will be wrapped up in the SECOND season.

Rewriting Jane, an Austen-tatious move

July 15, 2011

Blog Guy, I read that a handwritten draft of a Jane Austen book that was never published just sold for $1.6 million at auction. The story said it was an unfinished work. She’s my very favorite author!

I have a beef with your roast…

July 7, 2011

Sometimes I wish I had just arrived in America from Estonia or Honduras or someplace, which would at least give me a better excuse for not understanding the things that go on here.

So you’re ALL named Jaydon?

July 1, 2011

Sometimes I despair for us all. And it turns out those are actually my giddy moments.

O brothel, where art thou?

June 3, 2011

This is kind of a delicate subject, but we’re all adults here, so we’re cool.