Oddly Enough Blog

The VERY WORST new retail trend?

June 27, 2011

There is a retail trend that seems to be spreading and we need to stamp it out now, before it gets out of control. I’m talking about a store that offers free stuff to people who show up to shop in their underwear. Here are several examples, including one from just last week.

You lookin’ at me?

March 17, 2011

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Hey Clancy, thanks for gettin’ us into that party, but I must say it creeped me out a little.

Welcome to Brassieres 101, ladies…

March 4, 2011

 

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Okay ladies, thank you for coming to the Victoria’s Secret “bra launch” today. We’re sure you will enjoy your new purchases.

Go ahead, I’ve seen worse… Well, maybe not…

February 18, 2011

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Blog Guy, what is your policy on negotiating with extremists?

My what?

BELGIUM/Your policy. Now that you qualify as a Senior Blogger, you have to take some shifts directing counter-terrorism tactical units. You didn’t see that in the Facebook Network rules?

Ma, do you do my shorts on hot, or warm?

January 19, 2011

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Hey Ma, my clothes seem different somehow. Are you using a new laundry detergent?

Weekend at Bernie’s?

November 14, 2010

Two days ago I wrote about an auction where the government was going to sell a bunch of stuff belonging to big-time swindler Bernie Madoff, including some of his underwear and a pair of monogrammed slippers…

The Used Underwear of the Apocalypse?

November 12, 2010

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Blog Guy, thank you so much for keeping us alert on signs of that Apocalypse which seems to be hurtling toward us. Last week you warned us about the proliferation of craters and sinkholes. Are there any new signs?

All you nutjobs, come up onstage now!

November 11, 2010

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Blog Guy, if I’m not mistaken, the big annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was held last night. I come to your blog for all my shameless retail lingerie news, so what can you tell us about it?

Keeping tabs on the abs, Babs…

July 5, 2010

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Boss, We got trouble. BIG trouble!

What is it THIS time, Lamar?

SOUTHAFRICAOne of the male models got confused and wandered out on the runway almost naked. I think the women in the audience are gonna be pretty offended.

Brief query: what’s in a boxer’s drawers?

April 27, 2010

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Blog Guy, help settle a bet with my boyfriend, please.

Here we go again with the settling of stuff. That’s all I do anymore. I should be a contender for that Supreme Court vacancy.