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Blog Guy, I know you’re blogging from vacation, and some of your readers have been debating where you might have gone.
Thanks for your interest. I’m at a world-famous practical joke camp for adults.
“Camp Juvenile, where the novelty never wears off!” We spend two weeks learning the basics of really amusing practical jokes, with an emphasis on the classics.
It’s wonderful here. I love meals in the rustic mess hall, where every seat has a whoopee cushion and they only serve drinks in dribble glasses. Last night at campfire, the director doused the flames and the logs kept relighting. We were in stitches!
Blog Guy, I can’t remember the name of it, but you blogged about some city you called the “goofiest spot on earth.”
Blog Guy, you’ll never believe where I’m e-mailing you from. I’m flying on one of those planes with Internet access. Greetings from 32,000 feet.
Don’t touch a thing, and come back down here this instant!
What do you mean, Blog Guy?