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The key to a great Valentine?

Robert Basler

Feb 14, 2011 11:11 UTC

Blog Guy, I really need your help with a relationship problem. I’m pretty sure my girlfriend is stepping out on me.

Stepping out?

Yeah. You know what I mean…

Oh. Jeez, can’t you try one of our other blogs written by smarter people? Like Faithworld or Felix Salmon?

No. So anyway, here’s a photo of her new shoes, which she wore when she left the house yesterday.

Those are just very stylish. They don’t prove anything.

Yeah? It was 8 a.m. and she was going to the store for cigarettes.

Your girlfriend wears shoes like that AND she smokes? Sorry pal, you may really have a problem.