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“Hit me with the stench, wench!”
It can be awkward when you go pick up a blind date you met online, and she comes to the door with garlic hanging from her hair. You start wondering what a nice, sensitive guy would say, and you come up with stuff like:
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“Yeah, I smelled you from the street, but I’m desperate!”
“I see you’re all ready to try out that new vampire bar.”
“Ah, when you said your hair smelled of cloves, I pictured something else.”
“Awesome blouse, you reeking stinkfest garlic goddess!”
A model presents a creation by Daria Kostenko during a fashion show in Budapest, October 27, 2007. REUTERS/Karoly Arvai
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