Oddly Enough Blog

What’s gone wrong with this blog?

January 11, 2010

Blog Guy, what’s up with your blog? You used to vow that nobody would EVER learn anything here, but suddenly we’re finding out about Ned Kelly, Kalashnikov Rifles… Plus, words like “plethora” and “duvet” are showing up! I hate to complain, but…

The last of the red-hot photo goof-fest!

December 31, 2009

Blog Guy, last week you kicked off your Best of 2009 lists with the five Goofiest Photos of the Year, remember?

A holiday gift from Shameless to Nameless

December 27, 2009

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Blog Guy, I have a complaint. Back in the old days you used to run photos of Victoria’s Secret models to make the point that they were getting too much news coverage.

Read us about the steamy models, Mr. President!

December 25, 2009

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Blog Guy, you’ve been dissed by President Barack Obama. Just a few days ago you wrote about your children’s book, “The Steamy Lingerie Models who Saved Christmas,” which was supposed to take its place up there with “The Polar Express.”

The Steamy Lingerie Models who Saved Christmas!

December 21, 2009

I got nothing and I’m in big trouble.

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My publisher gave me a hefty advance to write a feel-good new Christmas story for children, to take its place up there with “The Polar Express” and such-like.

Now he’s just pandering to the masses!

November 24, 2009

Quick quiz: The photo above shows… a popular Village People tribute group a Las Vegas City Council meeting an actual Hubble Telescope photograph of heaven a cheap, desperate, pathetic attempt to boost blog traffic by running a vulgar commercial event into the ground

Hey, congratulations to you readers who correctly identified the Vegas City Council!

More gratuitous Victoria’s Secret shots?

November 22, 2009

Blog Guy, don’t get me wrong. I love the fact that you post fresh stuff on Saturdays and Sundays, and I enjoyed learning about balloon animal makers and naked hokey pokey this weekend.

Who appraised it, Bernie Madoff?

November 20, 2009

Okay, this is the point we’ve come to in America.

We are told in a bunch of captions that this is a $3 million bra, but we are given no clue as to why it costs at least two and a half million dollars more than a regular bra.

No room for a legume?

November 19, 2009

Well fashion fans, it won’t be long now. It’s the evening of the big Victoria’s Secret annual holiday fashion show. I mean, most of YOU won’t see it today, because it won’t be aired for a couple of weeks, but we’ll have lots of still photos for you and if you flip through them real fast, it’s just like being there.

Hot space goddesses invade!

November 19, 2009

Blog Guy, is it true that New York City has been invaded by Amazonian Queens from another planet?