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Say “I’ll be back,” Duchess….
Blog Guy, it’s me, the one you got hooked on pictures of Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge.
I’ve told you, I got a lot of people hooked on her, with my “first one’s always free” policy.
So, do you have anything fresh? The quality doesn’t have to be great as long as it’s her and it’s new.
Hmmmm. What if she’s smiling like she’s in a religious cult, and she has glowing red Terminator eyes.
I can handle that.
And what if she’s performing in a hard hat with a Village People tribute band?
The stage is comin’ with a duchess on it!
Crap, Willy, what now? What is this thing taking us into town?
It’s a stagecoach, Duchess! Great, huh? Conestoga wagon, prairie schooner, buckboard…
Shut up. They don’t have big limousines in Calgary?
Not so much, I guess.
Sigh. What’s on our schedule for day number 840 in Canada?
Uh, let’s see. Hey, it looks like we’re taking part in some kind of a Village People retrospective…
The White Hat Conspiracy has gone Royal!!!!
The Apocalypse sure is here!!
We are dooooooooooooooooooomed!
Say, William (I refuse to call him anything else) looks quite dishy in that cowboy hat. Just dont take it off.
Macho, macho man, I wanna be…
Dear Blog Guy, President Bush leaves office in January. What does he plan to do? I thought with your contacts, you might know.
There are lots of wild rumors out there. The most persistent is that there is a slot for Bush in the Village People if he wants it, as the construction worker.
That’s awesome! Wouldn’t that be a first, for a former president to join a rock group?
No. Don’t forget that President Dwight D. Eisenhower was half of Ike and Tina Turner in their early years.
I can’t picture that.
Nobody could. That’s why Tina found a new Ike, and the rest is music history.
You know, your information is almost always wrong. Why do people read your blog?
Oh for Pete’s sakes, this is a HUMOR blog, not a political one, go somewhere else with all your arguements. I don’t know who is more annoying, these Bush & Clinton Haters or all the people who can’t tell the difference between this blog and the real news. GET A LIFE!! This is a joke!!! Go Away!!! Move on now, nothing to see here, move along, keep going, there you go.
Seems like they used to dance better than that…
Blog Guy, I have a pop music question. Are the Village People still together? I always liked them. Macho, macho man, I want to be a macho man…
Funny you should ask. I ran across a photo of them preforming in Europe, just yesterday. Looks like they’ve dropped the Native American and the biker, and added a few more police, but they still put on a good show.
A Polish worker takes part in a protest against pressure from the bloc to slash output at the struggling Gdansk shipyard, during a rally outside the European Commission headquarters in Brussels, June 25, 2008. REUTERS/ Yves Herman
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Ooh she can terminate me any time…