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Today’s reading is from Shooteronomy

November 4, 2011

It’s been a few weeks since I’ve written about any new signs of that onrushing Apocalypse, so I foolishly thought things might be getting better.

What’s this-here doohickey for?

October 27, 2011

Blog Guy, I could use some of your famous career advice.

My mom gave me a glossy brochure entitled, “The Glamorous Field of Dismantling Old Nuclear Bombs,” and I signed up for their training course.

What’s wrong with this picture?

October 12, 2011

Blog Guy, I’ve been seeing photos of well-armed rebels in Yemen in recent days, and I notice a lot of swollen cheeks. Are those plucky lads in need of major dental care?

So what’s the worst that could happen?

July 17, 2011

Sarge, if it’s okay with you, I’m gonna take a little cigarette break.

Look at the scythe of that knife!

July 8, 2011

Honey, I’m goin’ shoppin’ downtown. You want anything?

I sure do, Earl. We need skim milk, tuna fish, Hostess Ding Dongs, and darn, there was something else…

Sorting through Gaddafi’s knick-knacks…

June 30, 2011

Guys, listen up! We’ve captured some sort of depot and bunker that belonged to Gaddafi!

We can fix up this grenade, good as new!

June 1, 2011

Blog Guy, I’m a recent college graduate who needs career advice. I picked up a colorful brochure entitled “The Exciting Field of Refurbishing Rocket-Propelled Grenades,” and I wondered if I should look into that.

Are they high-caliber lawmakers, or what?

April 21, 2011

CANADA

Those signs of the onrushing Apocalypse that I like to chronicle here are coming so fast I can barely keep track of them these days.