Oddly Enough Blog

Nine ways to lose weight and live forever

December 8, 2011

People say to me all the time, “Bob, your blog is SO stupid, how do you get people to read it?”

A post-Thanksgiving image booster

November 25, 2011

Blog Guy, I’m afraid I really pigged out yesterday at Thanksgiving, but I understand a few extra pounds are considered attractive these days.

Lose weight the Christmas Party way!

October 27, 2011

It’s time for more of our etiquette tips aimed at people who were raised by warthogs in the wild.

Eating healthy for peanuts?

August 31, 2011

Blog Guy, so we’ve established that you lost some weight recently. I found your health tips helpful, but could you be more specific about what you ate?

Baby, we’re goin’ out for head lard!

July 19, 2011

Blog Guy, you know how on these hot, sticky summer evenings you get in a real mood for…

Five great tips for keeping in shape

July 13, 2011

Blog Guy, you seem to have lost some weight, judging from your blog profile photo, and it looks like you’re working out, as well. Please share some health and fitness tips with your readers.

So there isn’t a Toaster Pastry Diet?

July 11, 2011

Okay, we already know there are a lot of really stupid people out there, but it may be time to recalibrate my measuring scale.

Along came a slider who sat down beside her…

February 18, 2011

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Lamar, we’ve got another big fashion show today. What have you done to cut costs? I’m worried about this rule that we have to have food for the models.