Oddly Enough Blog
News, but not the serious kind
Blog Guy, I’ve heard our elected officials don’t earn much, and they have to find ways to supplement their income. Is that true?
Uh-oh, I suppose you’re going to ask me about former vice president Spiro T. Agnew, right?
Who? No, I was going to ask about President Barack Obama. Does he have any way of bringing extra money in during these tight times?
Oh, don’t you worry about old Doc Obama. His part-time pediatric practice is a tidy addition to his income as commander-in-chief. He picks up a few extra bucks at every stop, doing baby checkups along the lines of supporters.
Quick quiz: Speaker of the House John Boehner is puffing on a cigarette…
b) in Ohio or someplace like that.
c) in an airplane lavatory after invoking his Congressional Smoke Detector Disabling Privileges.
d) at a White House picnic.
You’re not going to believe this, but he is indeed at a White House family picnic, complete with foot-long hot dogs, a pie-throwing contest, and impressionable children.
Blog Guy, I’m disappointed in you.
Most of my readers usually are. What did I do now?
I’m still waiting for our panel of judges. It’s down to two finalists.
Blog Guy, I think I’m going mad! I woke up this morning and the radio was saying something about a “U.S. President Taylor.” Who the hell is that?
Where have you been for the last two years, buddy? They were talking about President James Taylor.