Oddly Enough Blog
News, but not the serious kind
Blog Guy, how’s Oktoberfest shaping up this year, if you take my meaning? You know, those Bavarian women tend to wear some pretty risqué outfits over there, huh?
Boy, I’ll say. For your convenience, our photo people have put together this combo shot, showing cleavage of the visitors wearing traditional Dirndls.
Well, sure, I have to protect my readers, but I think you probably get the idea.
Blog Guy, like most of your readers, I come here for news about toilets, which you cover better than anybody else. I was wondering, are women’s bathroom habits any different from men’s, apart from the obvious?
Blog Guy, I know you are very good at beauty tips. I’m a young woman who would like to meet some guys, and I wonder what I’m doing wrong.
Blog Guy, I love going out to restaurants, but I enjoy being surrounded by beautiful women. I find standards are falling in that area lately.
No, I’m as shallow as they come. So is there someplace I can go where my sensitivities won’t be offended?
I think I have some pretty good news here, and right now I’m talking to you single guys.
I am in the wrong damned business. I need to get one of those sweet gigs doing scientific “studies.”
But it has to be just the right “study,” where the results back up what everybody already thinks. If your “study” rocks the boat, then people take a closer look and find out you spent your whole grant on remodeling your guest bathroom, and you’re in trouble.
Lamar, we’ve got another big fashion show today, and money is still very tight.
I sure did, boss. I’d introduce you but they’re tied up right now.
Well, I’d sure like to see them, Lamar. Are they really that busy?
No, not busy, just tied up, like I said.
I figured if I tied up some women and bought ‘em in for the show, then our only cost is 50 yards of clothesline. That’s it.