Blog Guy, I notice some of your readers submit their comments in haiku and limericks, and a couple of times you’ve done entire blog posts in verse.
Blog Guy, can I work for your blog in some capacity?
You could be an interim intern.
May I ask some questions about the work?
Yes, I will answer your interim intern questions in turn.
What if you catch me stealing?
We will intern you. You will be an interned intern.
What if I stop moving while I’m interned?
If you’re inert, we will inter you.
Really? You inter inert interned interim interns?
Sure. Does interim interning interest you?
What sort of work is it?
Internet research. It’s an interim intern Internet job, unless you become an interred inert interned interim Internet intern.