Oddly Enough Blog

Could this blog get any verse?

January 11, 2011

verse shakespeare 490

Blog Guy, I notice some of your readers submit their comments in haiku and limericks, and a couple of times you’ve done entire blog posts in verse.

Guess I need an intervention…

January 8, 2011

Blog Guy, can I work for your blog in some capacity?

CLINTON SCANDAL REPORTYou could be an interim intern.

May I ask some questions about the work?

Yes, I will answer your interim intern questions in turn.

What if you catch me stealing?

We will intern you. You will be an interned intern.

What if I stop moving while I’m interned?

If you’re inert, we will inter you.

Really? You inter inert interned interim interns?

Sure. Does interim interning interest you?

What sort of work is it?

Internet research. It’s an interim intern Internet job, unless you become an interred inert interned interim Internet intern.

Change the blog? Better latte than never

January 4, 2011

VIETNAM

Happy New Year, Blog Guy. It’s me, your editor.

Hey, Boss. So the blog did great in 2010, didn’t it? The number two Reuters blog and 20,000 Facebook network followers… Onward and upward, huh?

Seeing the world with strings attached

December 28, 2010

Blog Guy, you haven’t mentioned your brother, Basil, in a while.

QATAR/I believe you once told us he works overseas, in an expatriate job. He’s an expert at export, as I recall?

You must be Round John Virgin?

December 20, 2010

Blog Guy, somebody told me you’re working on a book.  I presume they meant you’re READING one?

A small Sunday giggle

December 19, 2010

googol gargoyles

Blog Guy, I know you have a serious background in mathematics, and I wondered if you are familiar with the term googol.

Opening a CAN of whoopass…

December 7, 2010

james caan this one 490

Dear People Who Decide Film Awards:

I read that you’re giving a career tribute to that actor James Caan, at the Marrakesh Film Festival. What were you thinking?

You need a semicolonoscopy, Blog Guy!

December 3, 2010

Blog Guy, I represent some readers who want to talk to you about your punctuation.

Oeuf! I can’t take any more puns!

November 24, 2010

caviar 490

Blog Guy, I read a Reuters story about a French guy who is trying to bring caviar to the masses.

Finding Obama’s inner goof…

November 17, 2010

OBAMA/

Out with it, Blog Guy. The blogosphere is abuzz over some new relationship between President Obama and your Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop.