Oddly Enough Blog

In words of one syllable, you’re nuts…

November 10, 2010

CHINA/

Blog Guy, my doctor sent me to you for some career advice. I need a job that works with some, uh, small quirks I have.

Not another polish joke!

November 5, 2010

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Get your butt in my office right now, Lamar! What’s going on out there? The fashion show starts in 30 minutes!

Her name was Lola, ate Gorgonzola…

November 1, 2010

Hola, Blog Guy! It’s me, Lola! I’m a long-time listener, first-time caller.

I need to use the long-necked birds’ room

October 24, 2010

GERMANY/

Blog Guy, I’m a big fan of actor Matt Damon. He’s just great in everything, and so cute. What’s he like in real life?

All aboard for the Stupidville Express!

October 18, 2010

 

MONACO/

Blog Guy, do you have siblings?

I have a brother, Basil. He works overseas, as an exporter.

USA-OBAMA/Basil Basler? Is he good at exporting?

Are you kidding? Basil’s an export expert!

Does he have a good life?

For sure. He’s an expatriate! He’s an expat export expert and his company is expanding, sparing no expense!

Was Dr. Seuss in Belarus?

October 7, 2010

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Blog Guy, I’m a young woman in my first year of college. I should be pulling all-nighters to study for my mid-terms, but I keep falling asleep.

If the shoe fits, hang it…

October 2, 2010

Blog Guy, I’m a woman in need of advice. I spend 82 percent of my income on new shoes, so naturally the old ones pile up quickly. I hate to just throw out all my pumps. How can I put them to good use?

It’s a regular Hu’s Who, Blog Guy!

September 14, 2010

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Hey, Blog Guy, I’ve been looking at your photo file. You just had a shot of China’s President Hu Jintao, in Shenzhen.

Bring me that one, the SAUCY wench!

June 3, 2010

JAPAN/

Blog Guy, I have a problem. I love giving dinner parties, but I don’t have enough storage space in my kitchen for all of my pots and pans and cooking utensils. What should I do?

So I say ‘Hu’s on first?’ and then you say…

July 9, 2008

sarkozy-hands-200.jpgBlog Guy, I read your post about the G8 Summit yesterday. I heard that two of the leaders did a famous comedy routine. Could that be true?