Oddly Enough Blog

Federal zombies; undead, but not unemployed

April 3, 2009

Blog Guy, I’ve heard rumors that zombies have infiltrated our government. Could that be true?

The brain in Spain goes well with fresh romaine…

February 9, 2009

Blog Guy, you’re an astute political observer. Is President Barack Obama paying enough attention to the diverse groups that helped elect him?

Undead, but not unfashionable

August 22, 2008

fashion-baires-headshots-180.jpgMemo to design staff: In looking for new demographics for our haute couture, I have exciting news. This fall we’re going after the zombie market!

Zombie models leave fashion in the lurch…

February 28, 2008

fashion-country-hair-160.jpgMemo to Fashion Show Staff: We’ve hit rock bottom now. This was the worst show ever!

DON’T send in the clowns!

January 16, 2008

Well, this study may pretty much changes everything. Strength is weakness, Brussels sprouts are chocolate… A poll of young hospital patients found that every one of them rejected the use of clowns as part of the decor, and even the teenagers in the study found clowns to be scary.

Zombies: undead or just unorganized?

September 24, 2007

I’m afraid we’re going to have to award these guys the “Worst Organizers in the History of Earth” award.

Zombie pride! We’re snuffed and we’re tough!

February 5, 2007

You might think this could be¬†any typical car on the New York City subway, but you’d be dead wrong.