Oddly Enough Blog

Armored combat for the golden prize…

September 10, 2011

Blog Guy, everybody knows you’ve campaigned against bullfighting and other forms of animal cruelty. It’s safe to say that any event involving animal combat is inhumane, right?

See ya later, crocodile!

August 19, 2011

Mr. Johnson, we’re here to apply for one of those “Zoo Performer” jobs you advertised. Can you tell us a little about what we’d have to do?

Where the wild things are?

June 28, 2011

Okay, do I have to solve everybody’s problems all by myself?

We have a real news story saying more and more zoos are allowing visitors to spend the night, so they can learn “what happens when the gates slam shut, the sun goes down and the moon rises…”

Did that damned tiger escape AGAIN?

June 8, 2011

Blog Guy, I know you’ve been to other countries, and I have a question. Do their sports teams have mascots like ours do?

And then, the Mama Grizzly said…

May 15, 2011

Blog Guy, you set up a lot of fantasy shots for your readers, and we appreciate them. Maybe it’s time to share one of your own fantasies with us.

It’s a jungle out there…

May 7, 2011

GERMANY/

Johnson, get your butt into my office!

What did I do now, Boss? I thought I was improving as a news photographer.

GERMANY/You are! I see all of our clients used YOUR photos of new those tiger cubs at the zoo. It’s as if the competition didn’t even send anybody!