The room where no one says cheese
Youâ€™ve just won your Oscar, given your acceptance speech to the world and are whisked off stage. The world watching on television goes to a commercial break as you are escorted off to meet the press, first stop â€śThe Photo Roomâ€ť.
You come around a corner and step up onto a 60-foot long low-rise stage. Behind you are three 10-foot golden Oscar statuettes, each surrounded by a bouquet of colorful flowers. In front of you is a grandstand of 60 well-dressed photographers who all want you to hold up your award and look at them, and no one says cheese.
In actuality â€śThe Photo Roomâ€ť has very little to do with the art of photography on Oscar night. We have all come in days prior and hung strobe lights, tested power packs, synced our data feeds out of our digital cameras, inputed IPTC codes, selected the IP addresses back to our editors and tweaked our lighting from edge to edge. On Oscar night itâ€™s all about the winner looking at you.
So the photographers yell: â€śto your left,â€ť â€śto your right,â€ť â€śover here,â€ť â€śkiss the trophy,â€ť â€ślook up,â€ť â€ślook downâ€ť and â€śitâ€™s me.”
They yell, I yell, â€śput the Oscars togetherâ€ť and â€śget closer.â€ť We are all trying to compose a picture as if we are the only photographer in the room and have the undivided attention of the winner and their magical award.
There are three tape marks on the stage and the stars stop to pose at each mark, each time controlling the flow of data in the photographers cameras by the turn of their head or the wave of their arm. The flashes go off faster than banks of strobe lights, they’re bombarded with requests and then itâ€™s all over. They are whisked off to another room where there are no cameras, but a room full of reporters and their questions and we await the next winner.
I remember a few years back setting up lights on a Saturday before the awards, actor Robin Williams was just sitting in the room taking a break from doing rehearsals for the show. We chatted a bit about cycling and baseball and then a little about the room. I had photographed him the previous year after he had won an Oscar, he said something I will never forget: This is a scary room.