Children's character Postman Pat poses outside Buckingham Palace in central London

As anti-capitalists, environmentalists, anti-war campaigners and others protested in the City of London to mark what they dubbed “Financial Fools’ Day”, the lobby group for Britain’s much-maligned private equity industry spied an opportunity to contrast the mayhem with their own activities.

It’s hard to tell just how far the BVCA‘s metaphorical tongue was in its cheek with this OTT press release, prompted by the protests and the “pre-pack sale” of the owner to the rights of some British kids’ TV characters, including He-Man and Postman Pat (pictured).

Still they insisted it was not an April fool, even as they billed private equity a possible “He-Man of the recession”. With this kind of deft “brand repositioning”, surely it won’t be long before Britons warm to the buyout houses. Full release in all its glory below:

PRIVATE EQUITY SAVES POSTMAN PAT AND RUPERT THE BEAR (among others)

As anti-capitalist protestors rampaged through London , private equity investors were busy rescuing much loved institutions. Boomerang media, owned by US private equity firm GTCR has saved Entertainment Rights, the company which owns the intellectual property rights to a host of classic children’s characters, including Postman Pat, Rupert the Bear, He-Man, George of the Jungle and Casper the Friendly Ghost.

The deal, which saves 90 jobs in the UK and US, underlines the role private equity firms have to play in rescuing distressed companies.