Washington Extra — Too much “truthiness” to handle?
I was considering writing earnestly about Congressional efforts to pressure China over the yuan but, in the end, I had to face facts. Love him or loathe him, Stephen Colbert’s appearance on Capitol Hill this morning quite simply stole the show. The Comedy Central star somehow managed to testify about the heated issue of illegal immigrants in satirical character, as an over-the-top conservative commentator.
Colbert, of course, does not mind provoking extreme reactions from his audience or offending a few people in the name of satire – remember his controversial attack on President George W. Bush at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner in 2006 (and look it up on YouTube if you don’t).
So was his testimony today hilariously irreverent or a shallow publicity stunt? Was it brilliantly observed satire with a real political point, or a mockery of and an insult to the dignity of Congress? Come to that, will his faux “March to Keep Fear Alive” protest against fellow comedian Jon Stewart’s “Rally to Restore Sanity” on October 30 be a dangerous distraction for Democrats or a chance for them to reclaim the debate? Take your pick.
For the record, here are a selection of quotes, both funny and serious, from Colbert’s testimony:
“This is America — I don’t want a tomato picked by a Mexican. I want it picked by an American. And then sliced by a Guatemalan and served by a Venezuelan in a spa where a Chilean gives me a Brazilian. Because my great-grandfather did not travel across 4,000 miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this country overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That’s the rumor, I don’t know if that’s true. I’d like to have that stricken from the record.”
“America’s farms are presently far too dependent on immigrant labor to pick our fruits and vegetables. Now, the obvious answer is for all of us to stop eating fruits and vegetables. And if you look at the recent obesity statistics, many Americans have already started.”
“Maybe we could offer more visas to the immigrants who, let’s face it, will be doing these jobs anyway. And getting legal status might give these immigrants more recourse if they’re abused. And it just stands to reason to me that if your co-worker can’t be exploited then you’re less likely to be exploited yourself. And that itself might improve pay and working conditions on these farms. And eventually Americans may consider taking these jobs again. Or maybe that’s crazy. Maybe the easier answer is just to have scientists develop vegetables that pick themselves.”
“I like talking about people who don’t have any power, and it seems like one of the least powerful people in the United States are migrant workers who come and do our work but don’t have any rights as a result. But yet we still invite them to come here and at the same time ask them to leave … Migrant workers suffer and have no rights.”
“Maybe this (agriculture) jobs bill would help. I don’t know. Like most members of Congress, I haven’t read it.”
And, finally, one that seemed to get some knowing laughter from much of the audience: “I trust that, following my testimony, both sides will work together in the best interests of the American people, as you always do.”
Here are our top (serious) stories from today:
House panel cranks up pressure on China currency
A congressional panel turned up the pressure on China over the yuan, approving a bill that would let the United States slap duties on goods from countries with undervalued currencies. In a move likely to increase tension with China, the House of Representatives Ways and Means Committee sent the legislation to the full House for a vote next week. It may never become law, however, as it faces uncertain prospects in the Senate.
For more of this story by Doug Palmer, click here.
FACTBOX-Key provisions of U.S. House currency bill, click here.
Pelosi hedges on timing of Bush-era tax vote
House of Representatives Speaker Nancy Pelosi said the House would vote this year on extending middle-class tax breaks, but she would not commit to vote before the November 2 congressional elections. “The American middle class will have a tax cut,” Pelosi said at her weekly news conference. “It will be done in this Congress.”
For more of this story by Kim Dixon and Donna Smith, click here.
Obama slams Iran’s Ahmadinejad for “hateful” 9/11 remark
President Barack Obama condemned as hateful, offensive and inexcusable a suggestion by Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of a U.S. government role in the September 11, 2001, attacks on the United States.
For more of this story by Alister Bull and Lou Charbonneau, click here.
Obama: Host of options if Iran sanctions fails
President Barack Obama said there are a “host of options” available to the United States and its allies if sanctions against Iran fail to thwart its nuclear ambitions.
Business spending surges but home sales flat
New orders for a wide range of long-lasting U.S. manufactured goods rose in August and business spending plans rebounded strongly, the latest sign a sharp summer slowdown in the economy was abating.
For more of this story by Lucia Mutikani, click here.
Deflation not a big concern, Fed’s Lacker says
Just because prices are not rising very rapidly does not mean the U.S. economy will veer into deflation, Richmond Federal Reserve Bank President Jeffrey Lacker said.
For more of this story by Pedro Nicolaci da Costa, click here.
Congress poised to extend GSE home loan limits
Congress is poised to extend next week increased loan limits on mortgages backed by Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, which are set to expire at year end.
For more of this story by Corbett Daly, click here.
Regulators say banks on board with pay rules
U.S. regulators said they doubted financial companies would try to skirt new rules designed to crack down on risky pay practices, but lawmakers weren’t so sure.
For more of this story by Dave Clark, click here
Judge uneasy over Citigroup-SEC details
The federal judge reviewing a proposed Citigroup Inc settlement with the Securities and Exchange Commission expressed concern that the accord does not do enough to ensure that the bank’s disclosures to investors will be adequate.
For more of this story by Rachelle Younglai and Jonathan Stempel, click here.