Well, she didn’t get what she wanted LAST year….
The State Department took a swerve into Christmas season silliness on Tuesday, announcing a previously unscheduled appointment for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton at the North Pole.
“During the meeting, in a formal demarche sung to the tune of the ’12 Days of Christmas’, the secretary outlined her aspirations for the new year,” spokesman P.J. Crowley said with scarcely a smirk.
Clinton’s wishlist, according to Crowley, was lengthy:
Open and Accountable Governments
Middle East Negotiations
More Civilians in Afghanistan
Empowerment of Women
I bet she also wishes she hadn’t kicked off her Presidential attempt by taking a gratuitous stab at video gamers, but for which she might now be The One eulogizing Hope and Change whilst stagnating Jurassic healthcare provisions in the U.S., gift-wrapping taxpayer money to zombie corporations, hustling a scandalously hollow simulacrum of pollution control in Copenhagen on top of a series of grotesque wars that guarantee prison time for the ones waging them, in The Hague.
Give her a few months, she’ll be whispering stuff in the ears of the Easter Bunny – and it still won’t turn the clock back.