PLEASE let there be somebody out there

August 17, 2009

These are hard times for sweating hacks. Not a cloud in the sky, not an MP in town and — worst of all — not a whiff of a silly summer story in sight.

What would you say to an alien?

May 14, 2008

alien1.jpgWe’ve all been there — or at least some of us have, according to the UFO report — you’re sitting there at night quietly fishing, minding your own business, when all Hell breaks loose, bright lights flashing everywhere and down comes the flying saucer again. No chance of getting a nibble now.