Unstructured Finance

The volubility index

By Matthew Goldstein

With money managers increasingly falling in love with their own voices and so many willing to give them a platform to air their thoughts, I’ve long thought it would be good if someone could come up with a Volubility Index that measured performance against the number of times someone was quoted or made some stock, bond, or market prediction.

It won’t be me because I’m not enough of a math geek or algo genius to even think about how to put something like that together–but it would be interesting to see the results. And given this year’s big surge in money managers spouting off–what with the Ackman-Ichan blood feud over Herbalife and and Einhorn trying to be ever so clever in trying to stop the slide in Apple shares with his iPrefers share class dividend proposal–may be it just will happen.

Anyway, the latest issue of Businessweek with its cover story on David Einhorn and the failure of the “Einhorn effect” to work its magic on Apple’s stock got me thinking again about the Volubility Index. The BW story is a long one and chronicles Einhorn’s long history of driving down the price of stocks he is shorting, but notes his plan to get Apple to unlock its big pile of cash is having limited impact on the stock–even after the Greenlight Capital manager held an unusual press conference to discuss his idea.

Personally, I don’t think it’s much of surprise that the Einhorn effect hasn’t had much impact on Apple. It’s hard for a manager to move a big cap stock like Apple through activism and it’s far easier to do that on the short side–especially with a less widely held stock like Green Mountain Coffee Roasters or for that matter Herbalife, which Ackman caused to plunge late last year with his big short thesis. For more on the trouble with moving big cap stocks, look at Ackman’s trouble with calls to shake up Target a few years back.

Carson Block’s Muddy Waters outfit has gotten a lot of early attention for its short side attacks on Chinese companies that question the accounting practices at those companies. But one short seller told me a lot of the early companies Block’s firm wrote about like Sino Forest were ripe for the picking because no one was really paying much attention.

The hedge fund world’s version Elvis plays cupid

You know Bill Ackman as a hedge fund rabble rouser, but did you know on the side he likes to play cupid. Here’s Svea Herbst-Bayliss with a post on the Pershing Square Capital manager’s softer side:

By Svea Herbst-Bayliss

Bill Ackman is known as many things: investor, corporate nudge and quick-talking television pundit. But matchmaker?

Helping his single friends and acquaintances find a life partner is, however, close to the multi-millionaire’s heart and he’s doing his part to help. And every so often, Ackman and his wife whirl through their Rolodexes and invite their unattached friends to come on over to their place and spend a few hours meeting other singles.

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